1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 2 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:22,180 All right, I got 50 smackers for each and every man... 3 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:24,940 willing to work an honest day at my compound. 4 00:00:25,060 --> 00:00:26,100 Who's up for it? 5 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:27,900 I'm taking rocket engineers... 6 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:29,520 radar-tracking operations managers... 7 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:32,570 super fusion fuel-rod insertion specialists... 8 00:00:32,690 --> 00:00:34,860 with venturilium-handling experience... 9 00:00:34,990 --> 00:00:36,320 and I'm gonna need one or two guys... 10 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,620 who can do phased-plasma spectrum analysis. 11 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:41,490 Any takers? 12 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:43,830 Anybody? 13 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,210 No? 14 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,500 Geez. They never learn. 15 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,210 And they get lamer every week. 16 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,630 Yeah, looks like Manosaurus. 17 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:34,960 Better go check if he's got any henchmen stuck further down. 18 00:01:35,090 --> 00:01:36,550 All right, all right... 19 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:37,880 enough about how great you're doing! 20 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,680 It was a rhetorical question. 21 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,100 What I'm really calling about is just to, uh... 22 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:44,350 give you a heads-up. 23 00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:48,560 I've got a meeting this morning with a certain 4-star general... 24 00:01:48,690 --> 00:01:52,190 to discuss a certain hot business deal with a certain me. 25 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,150 You got a meeting with Manhowers, huh? 26 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,030 - That's great, Rust. - Yes, it is. 27 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:59,610 Tell him I say hi, the choppers he ordered will be ready a week ahead of schedule. 28 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:00,910 So, anyway... 29 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:04,200 next time you do a photo shoot for one of the science rags... 30 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:05,370 get ready to move over... 31 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,620 because I'm lifting my self-imposed media blackout. 32 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:11,380 Hey, you saw the super-scientific American piece, did you? 33 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,750 That must have been one of the gals in my P.R. Department. 34 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,250 Hup. Hang on a sec. 35 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:17,380 You have a Puerto Rican department? 36 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:18,420 Hello? What? Rusty? 37 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:19,630 Still here. 38 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,680 - New phones. Hello? - Hello, Dr. Venture? 39 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:22,800 Still me. 40 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:24,470 Hadji. Give me good news, buddy. 41 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,890 I wish that I could, Dr. Venture, but this is not so! 42 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:28,600 Hello. I can hear you. 43 00:02:28,730 --> 00:02:30,440 We have had some problems on the line. 44 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,860 Come on, Raj, are you snowballing me? 45 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:35,570 You promised you'd put on extra shifts to make the street date. 46 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:36,860 A thousand pardons, Dr. Venture! 47 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,110 Get off! Get off! 48 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,400 We are trying to work for you! 49 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:44,530 But I I have Jonny staying with me, and he is in a bad, bad way! 50 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:48,620 Car! 51 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:49,790 He's early. 52 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:50,960 Boys, inside. 53 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,580 Doc! Doc! Code green! 54 00:02:53,710 --> 00:02:55,500 The eagle has landed! 55 00:02:55,630 --> 00:02:57,090 What am I to do?! 56 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,720 My wife will leave me if I bring him to the house again... 57 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,550 but he is like my brother to me! 58 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,260 Brother! Hold on, Raj, I forgot. 59 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,510 I got Rusty on the other line. 60 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,970 Rusty?! Has he asked you for money yet? 61 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,220 Hold on, Hadji. 62 00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:10,730 Rust, you still there? 63 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:13,400 Crap, did he hear us?! 64 00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:16,940 Places, everyone. Places! 65 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:20,070 Turn on the juice! 66 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:26,450 Uh, Dr. Venture, please. 67 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:27,620 I got an appointment. 68 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:28,950 And you are? 69 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,330 General H.I. Manhowers, United States Armed Forces. 70 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:32,750 OK, now. 71 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:37,960 Yes, yes, of course. $1 0 million will be fine. 72 00:03:38,090 --> 00:03:41,970 And anytime the European Space Agency needs more... 73 00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:43,090 you know where to find us. 74 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:45,430 Grazie, signore Ventura. 75 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:46,470 Ciao. 76 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,890 Guten Tag. 77 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:51,480 Oh, hello, you must be General Manhowers? 78 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,100 Oh. 79 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:57,060 Well, shall I give you the grand tour? 80 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:58,110 But wait. 81 00:03:58,230 --> 00:04:01,610 Why walk when you can ride in style? 82 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,320 Moving walkway. 83 00:04:04,450 --> 00:04:05,860 Hmm. 84 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:07,240 Hold all my calls! 85 00:04:07,370 --> 00:04:08,450 Venture Industries? 86 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,950 Dean, they can't hear you. 87 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,500 You don't have to pretend that hard. 88 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,910 They can't? 89 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:14,960 Oh, OK. 90 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,210 I'm on. 91 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:19,170 - Morning, dad. - Hello, son! 92 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,510 Say, is that where my top-secret... 93 00:04:21,630 --> 00:04:23,340 experimental hover boots have gotten to? 94 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:24,510 Sorry, pop. 95 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:25,680 I couldn't resist. 96 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,180 They've got 1 ,001 uses around the home, at work... 97 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,510 or in combat situations. 98 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,480 Boys will be boys. 99 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,650 - Hmm. - Morning, Dr. Venture. 100 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:39,110 "Hey, pop!" 101 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:40,360 "Hey, pop." 102 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:42,940 All right, what's next? 103 00:04:43,070 --> 00:04:44,820 Ah, "Future man." 104 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:46,780 Costume's on the rack, wig's over here... 105 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:48,200 makeup's in the bottom tray. 106 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,830 Line? Line! 107 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:53,540 "Dr. Venture, quickly, the future is in peril." 108 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:54,830 "She swoons. 109 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,880 "Dr. Venture catches her, and they kiss passionately." 110 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Ugh. Who writes this crap? 111 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:06,430 Jeepers creepers! What do you got there? 112 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:08,090 Oh, you like that? 113 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:09,550 It's just a little stealth bomber... 114 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,010 I've been noodling around with in my spare time. 115 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:13,770 Now you're talking. 116 00:05:13,890 --> 00:05:16,180 What say we get down there for a little looky-loo? 117 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:19,100 Oh, uh, well, it's not, uh, finished yet. 118 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:20,270 Maybe next visit. 119 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,110 Though I got to wonder why you'd put a big logo... 120 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,570 on a stealth plane. 121 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,160 Um, so we can find it, of course. 122 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:33,290 And now for the coup de grace-- 123 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:37,660 the most highly restricted area of the Venture compound-- 124 00:05:37,790 --> 00:05:41,250 our Rocket Research Observation Command Center... 125 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:44,000 or Rrocc! 126 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:49,630 Uh, just-- just a sec. 127 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:50,890 Uh, uh... 128 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:52,640 uh, I... 129 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,770 Looks like it's seen better-- 130 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,350 say, where is everyone? 131 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,350 Yeah, I gave the staff the day off. 132 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:03,860 The week. Jewish holidays. 133 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:05,780 What the... 134 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,490 Not now, not now, not now. 135 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:08,700 Venture! 136 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:11,110 Face me, Dr. Venture! 137 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,490 Face me... if you dare! 138 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:16,500 Uh, I'll take care of this. 139 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:17,870 Hey. Hey! 140 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,380 Uh, this kind of thing happen a lot 'round here? 141 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,420 Um, my archenemy quit... 142 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:25,880 so lately I've got every Tom, Dick, and Skeletor... 143 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,090 out to make a name for himself knocking on my door. 144 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:30,180 Who's that other fella talking to him? 145 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:33,350 Oh, he's another valued customer of mine. 146 00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:34,640 Aah! Aah! 147 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,850 Uh, diplomat. 148 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:38,600 Hell of a lot of brand loyalty from the big Indian. 149 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:41,140 - Stop it! Please! - Come here, you little... 150 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:42,690 - Aah! Aah! - Come here! 151 00:06:42,810 --> 00:06:43,860 Hyah! Hyah! 152 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,650 Aah! 153 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,990 Well, since everything seems to be under control out here... 154 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,030 what say we head back inside and talk business? 155 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,700 Nah, I think I've seen enough. 156 00:06:58,830 --> 00:06:59,960 Wait. Wait! 157 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,080 That's not all I've got. 158 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:03,000 Look! Zero-gravity pen! 159 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:04,750 It writes in space. 160 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:05,840 You keep it, son. 161 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,550 Truth is, you got a lot of impressive stuff here... 162 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:10,170 - ...no two ways about it. - Aah! Aah! 163 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,180 A lot of it's the same impressive stuff... 164 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:14,470 I saw back when your dad was running the show... 165 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,640 only it all still worked. 166 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,180 Is this about your shoe? 167 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:19,270 Because if you wait 20 minutes, it'll come back around. 168 00:07:19,390 --> 00:07:21,690 Oh, I don't know how gum got on the walkway. 169 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:24,270 Yeah, yeah, thanks for showing me around, Dr. Venture... 170 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,270 and for the Fruitopia. 171 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,480 Can't remember the last time I had one of those. 172 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:31,240 And speaking of shoes... 173 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,610 you haven't seen these yet-- spy shoes! 174 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:37,830 The soles flip around so that the Russians... 175 00:07:37,950 --> 00:07:39,870 can't follow your footprints! 176 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,830 I-I call them sneakies. 177 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,710 Oh, stop it. It's over. 178 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,090 We're not really gonna have to sell the compound, are we, pa? 179 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:50,420 I don't know, Dean. 180 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:51,590 I don't know. 181 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,720 Why don't you ask Uncle J.J. for another loan? 182 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,470 He's rolling in the dough. 183 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,850 Perhaps I can be of assistance. 184 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,180 I am Dr. Henry Killinger. 185 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:03,560 And this is my r�sum�. 186 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:07,360 "Freelance business consultant and executive motivational coach." 187 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,570 - I don't know if I can afford-- - I work pro bono. 188 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,070 Great! When can you start? 189 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:13,320 I already have. 190 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:14,360 Whoa! 191 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:17,570 You cannot hope to reverse your regrettable financial straits... 192 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:20,290 without increasing production und workflow. 193 00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:22,870 To do this, you will need a highly skilled... 194 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,080 full-time staff, und here they are. 195 00:08:25,210 --> 00:08:27,080 Jesus! How did the... 196 00:08:27,210 --> 00:08:30,000 Well, team building is a specialty of mine. 197 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:32,590 I can't-- they don't look Mexican! 198 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,300 How am I supposed to pay all these people?! 199 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:35,930 You won't. The state will. 200 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:38,510 These men are part of a work furlough program. 201 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,350 I call them the Venchmen. 202 00:08:41,470 --> 00:08:44,600 Do you get it? Venture? Vench-men? 203 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:46,060 No, no, I get it. 204 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:48,190 I'm just imagining what the super-science workers union... 205 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,610 is gonna say when they get a load of the scabs. 206 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,070 They've been on strike for, like, two years. 207 00:08:53,190 --> 00:08:54,190 Da-a-d! 208 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:57,450 The manufacturing wing-- it's on fire! 209 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,740 Aw, looks like we're under attack again. 210 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:01,410 Everybody in the panic room. 211 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:02,490 I'll take care of this. 212 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:03,620 Relax, my friend. 213 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:05,290 There will be no more attacks. 214 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:08,960 What you see is not fire but industry breathing... 215 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,880 new life into the corpse of the Venture compound. 216 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,550 I've never seen it do that before. 217 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:14,710 Me neither. 218 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,970 Wow! You're some kind of magic man! 219 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,800 No, you are the magic man. 220 00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:19,890 Wow! 221 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:22,810 I suggest you put that into a high-yield mutual fund. 222 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:26,520 Now, if you will excuse me, I have much work to do. 223 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:30,270 Gentlemen. 224 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,610 Esteemed representatives of the machine workers... 225 00:09:32,730 --> 00:09:35,740 nuclear engineering and custodial super-science unions... 226 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:37,860 I have read your list of grievances... 227 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:40,660 and am prepared to make you a very generous offer... 228 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,530 on behalf of Venture Industries. 229 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:44,080 Who the hell are you?! 230 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,580 Killinger-- Dr. Henry Killinger. 231 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:50,380 And this is my magic murder bag. 232 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:55,380 Well, gentlemen, we have a deal on the table. 233 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:58,090 What do you say? Any takers? 234 00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:00,180 "Notice of hostile takeover"? 235 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,510 Who? Venture? 236 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,550 What a dick! 237 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,850 Wait, we're not even a publicly traded company. 238 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:07,020 Oh, uh, FYI-- I issued some shares back... 239 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,600 when we needed cash for the Nintendo Wii. 240 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:09,850 What?! 241 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:11,270 We're supposed to be partners! 242 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,190 Why didn't-- is this supposed to be me? 243 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,570 As a griffin, yeah. 244 00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:16,860 Well, we're partners, ain't we? 245 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,820 - Why are you a Minotaur? - Centaur. 246 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:21,990 Eviction?! But I'm not in arrears! 247 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,330 The company is going back into arachnid research. 248 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:25,910 Your quarters have been rezoned. 249 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,000 What? 250 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,870 Why, Mr. Venture will hear of this! 251 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,370 Dr. Venture has given me power of attorney... 252 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,540 in all business matters. 253 00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:33,750 Wait. 254 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:39,170 There's something strange about you, doughy mystery man. 255 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:45,510 I sense-- hmm-- the presence of-- hmm... 256 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,020 Hmm... 257 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:49,850 Your powers are useless on me, you silly Billy. 258 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:51,980 Aah! 259 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:55,770 You have until noon tomorrow to vacate the premises. 260 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,110 Good day. 261 00:10:57,530 --> 00:11:01,030 Yeah, I have just the thing to snap him out of it back at my place. 262 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,240 I didn't know who else to call. 263 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,700 Thank you so much for doing this, Al. 264 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:05,080 Before you thank me... 265 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,370 be warned-- I only have one bed. 266 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,460 It's a horsehair mattress, so if you guys aren't allergic... 267 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:12,420 - ...and you don't mind sharing... - Ugh. 268 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,130 I know, I know, sharing a bed... 269 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:16,920 with this guy's like sleeping with a 1 0-speed bike. 270 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,050 You two? 271 00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:19,380 It's not what you think. 272 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:21,970 We did a lot of road gigs in the old days. 273 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:23,130 Yo, beefcake! 274 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:25,510 Can we get a hand truck over here, or what? 275 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:27,140 You want me to what?! 276 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:29,390 Now that we have repaired your business structure... 277 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,600 we must get to work on repairing your soul. 278 00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:33,940 I'm not following you. 279 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,770 You will never be able to reach your full potential until... 280 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:39,230 you first confront your deep-seated fear of success. 281 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,610 Now get into the bag. 282 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:42,070 What's in it? 283 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,070 Only what you take with you. 284 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,740 OK. 285 00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:49,200 I'm standing in a bag. 286 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:50,830 Are you? 287 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:54,870 This is-- this is my old kitchen. 288 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,540 I remember this wallpaper. 289 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,500 Hey! 290 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:01,920 "Remember." Remember what? 291 00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:04,760 What does this have to do with my super-science business? 292 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:05,800 Hello?! 293 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:07,510 Hello, Rusty! 294 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,560 You're up bright and early. 295 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,270 I heard noises. 296 00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:15,900 Oh, um, daddy had a little sleepover. 297 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:18,570 Say, uh, what ya eating there? 298 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,150 Alpha Dog! 299 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,190 I like Apple Mummy better, though. 300 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,530 Apple Mummy. 301 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:30,370 Either way, the thing is you've got to get a good breakfast... 302 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:33,540 because breakfast is the most important meal of the day. 303 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:35,250 King Nutri-man's my favorite... 304 00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:37,080 but you don't get a prize! 305 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:39,210 Aw, what are you trying to do to me?! 306 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,260 This is the moment your feelings of inadequacy... 307 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:47,510 first manifested themselves-- when your father... 308 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,930 turned from role model to tormentor/rival. 309 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:53,140 What are you going to do about it?! 310 00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:58,650 Pop?! 311 00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:00,190 Help me, pop! 312 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,520 Hold tight, Rusty! 313 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,650 I'll have you out of this in a jiff. 314 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,780 No, do not call out to your father to save you. 315 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,530 He is the one who tied you up... 316 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,570 und buried your dreams in this tomb. 317 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,910 He commands these creatures of the dark-- 318 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:16,250 fear, self-loathing, stinkin' thinkin', und dillydallying. 319 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:20,340 Free yourself and destroy this temple of failure! 320 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:22,670 Ugh! 321 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,420 Aah! 322 00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:26,510 Rusty? 323 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:28,640 What's all that racket? 324 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,220 The goliath will not stop crushing your soul... 325 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:33,430 until you slay him once und forever. 326 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,810 Kill him! 327 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,190 Take your rightful place on the Venture throne... 328 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:40,230 und become the golden boy/king godhead. 329 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,650 Lights out, son. 330 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:42,900 It's time for bed. 331 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:46,190 Do it-- slay him now and forever be free! 332 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:52,580 The son has become the father... 333 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,410 und the floodgates of heaven have opened. 334 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,660 Prosperity rains upon you. 335 00:13:57,790 --> 00:13:59,420 Mmm. 336 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:02,880 Ah, but who is this tiny little man? 337 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,380 Why is he stealing your birthright? 338 00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:11,050 Careful-- the vision was so traumatizing to your psyche... 339 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,180 you had a seizure. 340 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,220 What?! How did I get in here?! 341 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,560 Why am I naked? 342 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,390 Did you slip me a roof-o? 343 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,600 You're naked because you've been born again. 344 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:23,060 Your old clothes, your old life no longer fit you. 345 00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:26,070 But I have something that will. 346 00:14:26,190 --> 00:14:28,650 Und I'll be needing my wallet back also. 347 00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:31,240 Ah, Mr. Samson. 348 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,070 Uh, yeah. 349 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,950 Here, it's a little housewarming gift. 350 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,660 Give it here, big man. 351 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,910 Ah? Tch-tch-tch. 352 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:40,960 Pop a squat. 353 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,630 You're just in time to rescue us from Mr. Goodtimes here. 354 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,800 Er, to what do we owe this unannounced... 355 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,880 but welcome pleasure? 356 00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:50,130 I dunno, bored, I guess. 357 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,720 Then you've vanquished your demonic intruder? 358 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,800 Excellent! 359 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,140 I presume you've come to invite us back to home? 360 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,140 Uh, no, that new Killinger guy... 361 00:14:58,270 --> 00:15:00,390 got rid of all those costumed schmoes... 362 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,190 who kept bugging us, so there's just... 363 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:06,150 not a whole hell of a lot for me to do at the compound. 364 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,740 What?! Not a lot to do?! 365 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:12,110 Mr. Samson, are you not spiritually and morally outraged... 366 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,530 to find yourself the tenant of the devil himself?! 367 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,620 Huh? 368 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,160 Oh, well, sure, you know, I was pissed... 369 00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,790 when he told me I'd have to start paying rent. 370 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:21,790 Even more when he gave me a retroactive bill... 371 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,000 for the last two years. 372 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:28,590 But he explained how I could write it all off... 373 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:32,510 so now I'm getting way more back from the I .R .S. 374 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,390 and I come out ahead of the game. 375 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,890 But what of your boys? 376 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,180 Surely you don't think them safe in the hands of the beast! 377 00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:44,020 Gods, he's probably shaking them as we speak! 378 00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,650 Shaking them like a nanny possessed! 379 00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:47,690 The boys? 380 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:49,820 No, no, no, no, he's crazy about them... 381 00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:51,780 and they're crazy about him. 382 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:54,450 Where's Hank? 383 00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:59,410 Dean's really excelling in his studies... 384 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,830 getting great progress printouts from his learning bed... 385 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,540 which I got to credit to Killinger's tutoring. 386 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:07,710 Well, what did we learn? 387 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,420 I'm not sure about some of the stuff he's teaching Hank. 388 00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,550 This man stole from your father. 389 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,550 Teach him the meaning of loyalty. 390 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,760 But he's got a PHD in child psychology... 391 00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:20,720 so, you know, whatever. 392 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:24,230 Have you not the eyes to see what he's doing?! 393 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,560 I have touched his mind! 394 00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,980 His is the way of the serpent and the apple! 395 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,610 He's seduced your employer with the poison promises... 396 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,400 of a Faustian covenant... 397 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:37,870 giving with one hand as he macerates your souls with the other! 398 00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:40,160 We must stop him at once! ! 399 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,660 Oh. 400 00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:44,660 I'm not sure about this. 401 00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:46,250 If you want to be a power player... 402 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,080 you need to look like one. 403 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:49,790 How is the fit? 404 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,010 Snug, but there's room. 405 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:54,340 You'll grow into it. 406 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:55,970 Well, it's... different. 407 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:59,430 Richard Nixon said the same thing when I gave him his first power tie. 408 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,560 What do these things do? 409 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,930 This one is for your diet pills, and this is for what have you. 410 00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:04,980 Hmm. 411 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,940 Hm. 412 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,360 - I like it. - Ah. 413 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,860 I-I'm sorry... 414 00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,360 I've become the proud papa. 415 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:15,860 Oh. 416 00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,240 I love mein job. 417 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,410 - Whew! Hey-o! - Shh! 418 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,130 Ah, shit. That's new. 419 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,750 Intruders on the grounds. 420 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,340 Should we call it in to the doctor? 421 00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:37,090 Magic cloak of concealment! 422 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,970 Hurry, now. 423 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,310 Oh, please hurry. 424 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:48,480 Can't... keep... it... up! 425 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,810 Oh! 426 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,030 The universe wants you to be happy... 427 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:57,320 und have all the things you want in life. 428 00:17:57,450 --> 00:18:00,990 She is waiting to pour out her bounty of blessings upon you. 429 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:04,830 Visualize the things you want in your mind's eye. 430 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:07,500 If they belong to someone else, take them. 431 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,000 We will cover lethal force in the next-- 432 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,380 Why are we putting on these getups, again? 433 00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:18,340 Because he knows my face and because he's magic. 434 00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:20,260 What are we, chopped liver? 435 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,430 We're somewhat less magic, so we must resort to... 436 00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:24,850 Mr. Samson's plan of subterfuge and attack. 437 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:25,970 Are you finished? 438 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:30,350 I'm very excited about this plan. 439 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,400 Ow! 440 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,770 I thought I gave you power of attorney... 441 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,690 so I wouldn't have to be bothered with this kind of crap! 442 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,070 This is different. 443 00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:38,240 It must be in your own hand und only in blood. 444 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,860 Well, you've got enough of it to print a KISS comic book with. 445 00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,620 What the hell am I signing, a Zeppelin? 446 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,120 A most sacred pact-- 447 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,200 membership in the most elite brotherhood... 448 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,410 mit exclusive arching rights. 449 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,210 Didn't have to go through all... 450 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,000 this hooey to get my first archenemy, but what the hey? 451 00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:54,090 Did you pick me a good one? 452 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,050 No. You did. 453 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:57,210 What?! 454 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,380 My brother?! 455 00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:59,420 Bingo. 456 00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:01,300 Isn't it perfect? 457 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:04,550 It's a classic Cain und Abel story. 458 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,890 Well-- but-- but he can't arch me. 459 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,060 He's not even a super-- 460 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:10,390 Oh, my god. 461 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,400 This is-- but I'm not a... 462 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,480 Aren't you? 463 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,770 Is this not what your heart was trying to tell you... 464 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,860 in your visions? 465 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:17,900 Sign it! 466 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:20,150 Make your blood feud official! 467 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,360 Act now! 468 00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:24,410 Venchmen are standing by for your order! 469 00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:28,700 Ready, Dr. O? 470 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:29,870 On 3. 471 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,120 1 ...2... 472 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,550 Uh, gee, would you-- oh! 473 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,550 Would you... Ugh! 474 00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:42,470 The fiend! 475 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:45,090 It's as if he's cast a spell of binding on the machine! 476 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,890 OK, OK, plan "B." 477 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,220 Al, take the door. 478 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,570 I swear, this has never happened to me before. 479 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,900 Oh, does nothing work in this place?! 480 00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:04,820 We're too late! 481 00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:07,030 Venchmen! 482 00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:09,660 Aah! 483 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,290 This is it. 484 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,540 Excuse me. 485 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:19,880 Excuse me, pardon me. 486 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,470 - Excuse me. - Excuse me. 487 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,760 Thanks for this opportunity. 488 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,300 - Thank you. - Excuse me. 489 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:30,100 Hey, nice working with you, man. 490 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,140 Doc, you OK? 491 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:32,980 I-I don't know. 492 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:38,730 I-- he-- he thinks I'm a-- Brock, am I a... 493 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:39,820 bad person? 494 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,030 What the hell just happened? 495 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,490 Am I, Brock?! 496 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:43,990 Uh... 497 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,990 Where is the one called Killinger?! 498 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,990 Uh, he-- he left. 499 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,330 Uncle Henry's gone? 500 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,370 No! 501 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,290 But we saw you sign... 502 00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:54,660 His severance agreement. 503 00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:57,000 I didn't sign the-- the other thing. 504 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,250 So he thanked me for my time... 505 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:03,260 wished me luck, and then just flew out the window. 506 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:05,050 With your pants? 507 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,470 Is that the severance package? 508 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:07,590 That sucks. 509 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,510 Well, did he at least leave a note?! 510 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,680 He's supposed to take me rock climbing tomorrow! 511 00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:14,020 Oh, hell, I'll take you, Aqualad. 512 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,520 Hold me, Brock? 513 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,770 Uh, no. 514 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,940 Please? 515 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:20,400 I feel so empty. 516 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,520 What? 517 00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:24,240 You guys said you wanted to help... 518 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,650 "Not with a stolen dick." 519 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,820 "All the world's a stage... 520 00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:32,370 "und all the men and women merely players. 521 00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:35,290 "They have their exits and their entrances... 522 00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:38,790 "und one man in his time plays many parts... 523 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,880 "his acts being seven ages." 524 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,170 Ha ha! You said it, killer! 525 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,760 And you can read more about it in the Bible. 526 00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:18,660 Bill, bill, bill, final notice. 527 00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:19,960 Hmm. 528 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,050 Ugh! 529 00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:33,470 Oh! June 6, 2003?! 530 00:22:34,305 --> 00:23:34,487 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/45b95 Help other users to choose the best subtitles 531 00:23:34,537 --> 00:23:39,087 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0